Jokes under Sex and shit > Grope
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Sky reports that a top footballer has been jailed for 18 months for groping a young woman and breaking her nose. What a coincidence! So has Marlon King! |
 
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by chavkiller in Sex and shit - Grope (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 727.6
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This police officer came round my house the other day and asked me to turn on the PC... So I fondled her tits. |
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by Scooterloot in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 484.8
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I saw this woman in the supermarket bending down right in front of me. I couldn't help myself. I grabbed her by the tits and pretended to do her doggy style. That'll teach her to drop her pension book. |
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by Stuart Torrance in Sex and shit - Grope - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 46.6
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I looked down into the coffin and saw the peaceful expression on my old gran's face. Lovingly I touched her one last time. Surprisingly, the vagina is still quite moist after death. |
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A woman slapped me for checking out her arse yesterday. That's just wrong, you should never slap a blind man. |
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by DogBot in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 23.2
| I was on the tube once when suddenly the carriage filled up with thick smoke. Loads of women were screaming, but they never found out it was me who groped them. |
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My wife recently announced she'd starting training for the 'Race for Life'. I asked her what it was all about, "It's to raise breast awareness," she said. So, I decided to help out. It cost me my job as a Deputy Head, but there's several young girls who are more aware of their breasts now. |
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As my teacher marked my homework she said, "This is wrong" I said, "Question two?" She said, "No, you touching my tit" |
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by FantasticMrFucks in Sex and shit - Grope - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
| FELLAS. Stand outside an Ann Summers shop dressed in a security guard's uniform with a smoke detector in your pocket. When a fit bird walks out, simply press the smoke alarm test button and voila! A free grope! |
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I was at airport security, where I searched this attractive woman. I felt up and down her legs, round her crotch, up and down her body and round her tits. By that time, the airport security fought me off their colleague, and I was told I couldn't go on my holiday anymore. |
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