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I would like to point out to Jeremy Clarkson that not all lorry drivers murder prostitutes.

Some of us are too busy mowing down Pakis. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,396


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"I'd have them all shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families."

His comments maybe weren't that politically correct, but when you ask John Terry about the African Cup of Nations in January, what sort of response do you expect to get? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bhallam in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 323




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What's very big, has curly hair and is guaranteed to hurt sensitive little cunts?

Jeremy Clarkson. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sycokiller in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 233.8


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The other day my girlfriend told me I had an unhealthy obsession with Jeremy Clarkson.

I had her taken outside and shot in front of her family. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by plps in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 227.8


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Anyone stupid enough to believe Jeremy Clarkson really called for the execution of striking public sector workers should be taken outside and shot in front of their families. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Scumsporn in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 217.2


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I was disgusted to hear the stereotype that all lorry drivers are murderers.

I'm a lorry driver and I haven't killed anyone in over ten years. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by giles in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 159.2


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I wonder does Jeremy Clarkson do wedding photography? I need someone to take me outside and shoot me in front of my family I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by MagnumPIG, originally by twitter.com/stephencgrant in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 69.2


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On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider, to this day, to be a correct answer. The question was, "what 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?" To which I confidently replied "Cunt."
Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately. I was just wondering if anyone else has experienced such appalling treatment whilst holi [...]

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Joke by MICK THE MAG in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 46.6


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My wife left me yesterday because of my obsession with Jeremy Clarkson.

And on that bombshell, it is time to end the marriage. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by melky17 in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 38


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Jeremy Clarkson on Cristiano Ronaldo: "He's one of those people you would never tire of hitting with a hammer."

Irony in its finest form. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DaveBhoy67 in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 31.2



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