Jokes under Sex and shit > Kissing
| A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.... |
 
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by Staffer in Sex and shit - Divorce (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 265.4
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What's even better than snatching a kiss? Vice versa. |
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I started dating this slutty girl in the hope that it'd be an easy way to get laid, but the bitch wouldn't even kiss me until the third date. It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal. |
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by Mazer in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 131.6
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My 13-year-old daughter asked me if her best friend from school could stay tonight on a sleepover. She was so excited when I said yes, that she ran over and gave me a big kiss. I'd never met the girl before, but if she kisses like that, she can stay more often. |
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 93.6
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My wife kissed me this morning..... I kissed her back , There's no way I was kissing her face. |
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"Kiss me," she said, "kiss me like you've never kissed me before." So I stuck my tongue in her nostril. |
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submitted by Spicktionary, originally by Hot Shots! in Sex and shit - Kissing - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 42.2
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My girlfriend recently told me that I kiss like a stroke victim. Which is weird that she has that frame of reference. |
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Last night I met my old English teacher in the pub. She was just as gorgeous as I remember her being at school. Long blonde hair, tits pushed up and that sexy "professional" look.
Anyway we got to chatting, I bought her a few drinks and she invited me back to hers. We were fooling around on her sofa and she grabbed my dick and looked me in the eyes. "Can I fuck you?" she asked. "Of course you can," I replied. She u [...] |
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Have you heard about Belgian kissing? It's like French, only more Flemmish. |
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| When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. I've learned from experience that if they're open, pepper spray gets into them. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Kissing (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 25.8
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