Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Toys
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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, " [...] |
 
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by caliban in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,089.2
| "Strap On" backwards is "No Parts" |
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A recent survey has shown that 43% of women have used vibrators... The other 57% bought them new. |
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by whatsupbawston in Sex and shit - Sex Toys - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 668.4
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I'm getting sick of the double standards in my household. My wife comes home with a Rampant Rabbit vibrator and she's a "naughty girl who needs a good seeing to" and we test it out in the bedroom. When I order a Pumpmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic arsehole and free cleaning brush suddenly I'm "a disgusting fucking prick and I'm leaving you." |
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by fistheadx36 in Sex and shit - Sex Toys - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 651.4
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A little old lady goes into a sex shop, shaking like she has Parkinson's walks up to the counter and says to the assistant,
"Young maaaan, have you got a viiiibraaaatoor?" He's a bit taken aback and not sure if her heard her correctly because of her shaky voice, but he picks out a modest-sized model and places it on the counter. "Nooooo, nooooo, bigger than thaaat" So he brings her the next size up. "Noooooo, noooo, bigger than thaaaat& [...] |
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I got my wife a vibrator for her birthday. She's done nothing but moan ever since. |
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A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of dildos. Unfortunately he's having some trouble with squatters. |
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I asked my girlfriend if we could try anal tonight, but she thought it would be too painful. How can wearing a strap-on be painful? |
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by someboy in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 463.4
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My wife caught me sticking her secret vibrator up my arse. When she came in, she asked me how I found it. I said it was quite nice. |
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I took a blow up doll back to the shop. It had great tits, but the cunt was too slack. I decided it was too pricey. |
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by davecrocket in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 381.4
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