Jokes under Politics > Apathy
| I was gonna call the apathy hotline the other day but then I thought, "What's the point?" |
 
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by Washpot The Racist in Politics - Apathy - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 142.8
| You know your country is fucked when Sickipedia generates more votes in a day than your average local election. |
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Dear English people, Thanks for being lazy bastards and staying unemployed rather than making yourself useful and doing the shit jobs too. Sincerely, Poland. |
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50% of people think apathy is rife in Britain. The other half don't really give a fuck. |
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I've just received a Charity Appeal letter from the Apathy Society. Apparently for just £2.00 a week, you don't have to give a fuck about anything. |
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Officials and experts are always telling us not to give out personal information to anybody we don't trust. Looks like I won't be needing this government-issued census form then... |
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Back when JFK was running for President he promised the people that he would get an american on the moon. Cameron can have my vote if he can get an englishman in Bradford! |
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BBC News: Pope records Thought For The Day Old people managing to use Sky+ is obviously very newsworthy. |
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Benefits Because getting up before lunch time, isn't for everyone |
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People keep asking me how I'm going to vote in the election and I tell them I have no interest in politics as it has absolutely no bearing on my life what so ever and, to be honest, I have far more important things to worry about. Like, why the fuck my fags and beer went up in price two weeks ago. |
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by illegalnature in Politics - Elections (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 14.4
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