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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by grrreat in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,765.6


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I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, "Wait a minute..." I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by smugb in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,085.4




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So I hear Thailand has its first female Prime Minister.

Or has it? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Igloo in Sex and shit - Transsexualism - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,465.6


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A nun rushes onto a bus and confronts the bus-driver.

"Mr Bus-driver, I need your assistance as I've just been diagnosed with stage 4 Leukaemia. I only have till the end of the day to live and I do not want to die a virgin, but I do not want to desecrate my temple so it will have to be anal sex. Will you have anal sex with me?"

The bus driver ponders for a second and agrees.

"Before we start," interrupts the nun, "you need to [...]

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Joke by Fishyninja in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 838.2


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Welcome to the Dragons' Den, where we welcome new Dragon, Hilary Devey, who made her millions in the haulage industry.

Hauling around her massive testicles. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The God Delusion in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 802.6


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A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?"

She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dazzstar in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 607


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While enjoying a drink with his mate one night, Ryan decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar.
She lets him join her for a drink and, to his surprise, asks him to accompany him home. They spend the night hard at it. Finally, they finish and Ryan rolls off, pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter. He cannot find it and asks his new love if she has a light.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer", she replies.
Opening the dr [...]

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Joke by sickfuck in Sex and shit - Transsexualism - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 499


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The only reason I never click on the shemale category is I really don't want to run the risk of discovering it turns me on. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by frypan in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 492.6


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Just before the Grand National begins, I'm going to pull my wife's knickers down.
So I can amuse myself when I hear "And they're off!".

Mind you, I probably shouldn't be wearing her knickers in the first place. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 453.6


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Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mattyboy100292 in Sex and shit - Transsexualism - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 397.4



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