Jokes under Sex and shit > Transsexualism
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.
Welcome to the Dragons' Den, where we welcome new Dragon, Hilary Devey, who made her millions in the haulage industry.
Hauling around her massive testicles.
A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?"
She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!"
|The only reason I never click on the shemale category is I really don't want to run the risk of discovering it turns me on.|
Just before the Grand National begins, I'm going to pull my wife's knickers down.
So I can amuse myself when I hear "And they're off!".
Mind you, I probably shouldn't be wearing her knickers in the first place.
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