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You might not get it, but Hiroshima did in 1945!!
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Joke by Petexxx in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 421.4


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Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
Teach a man to fish and you will have just pissed away a great business opportunity.
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Joke submitted by AodhMacG, originally by Karl Marx in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 408.8




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I've just had a Charity appeal letter from Greenpeace. Apparently for two pounds a week, I can help save the environment.

Why don't you stop sending me appeal letters, that will save a few trees you cunts?
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Joke by Baldlice in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 124.4


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They say if we don't leave our stuff on standby it would save enough power to supply Birmingham.

I say fuck 'em, let them pay their own lecky bills.
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Joke by Napoleon in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 103


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Some people call Yoda 'green'.

Fuck that. Not once have I seen him recycle.
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Joke by JamesOHands in TV - Sci Fi (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 99.2


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I went clubbing the other day. It was all fun until Greenpeace showed up. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by El-PodiUM in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 26.8


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Greenpeace. Putting the 'mental' in environmental. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by qweasd in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 24.2


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Greenpeace have asked that pencils be made from another material other than wood to save trees.

I suppose a non bio-degradable plastic would be much better for the environment.
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Joke by MrkHallett in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 12.2


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I've been camping outside Parliament square for the past two years for good reason.

I'm an attention seeking cunt like everyone else here.
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Joke by oxcock in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8.6


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Greenpeace - achieving fuck all since 1971 I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chunk956 in Politics - Greenpeace - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4



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