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People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hahaboomboom in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,938.6


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So what if I can't spell armaggedon? It's not the end of the world. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Sick Bitch Molly, originally by Stewart Francis in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 555.2




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I guess Jesus was sent via Royal Mail. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RichyMa in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 427


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Don't worry about the world ending in 2012.

'Cause Busted have been to the year 3000 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sdburnip in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 424


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According to the bible, the world will end on May 21st as predicted by the religious prophets...

I predict that May 22nd shall be 'Laugh at Christianity Day'. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Jonny_ in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 376.8


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Today I saw some Christians gathering around and praying.

I myself didn't believe in this end of the world bullshit so at 6pm, when they said the world would end, I ran inside shouting 'HAHAHA! YOU GUYS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES"

The priest said, ''Would you please be quiet sir, this is a private funeral." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Saviourofice in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 223.6


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BBC NEWS: "Giant asteroid heading for Earth in 2182."

Oh, so we've got time for a quick pint then? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Apw93 in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 220.2


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How come the Mayans can predict everyone will die...

but when I do it I get kicked out of the cancer ward? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Yarbsie in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 218.2


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Apparently the DFS sale is going to end tomorrow. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daza2121 in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 182.2


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With the end of the world almost upon us, I've decided to work my way through a list of all the taboo things I never dared to do in life.
So here I am, with a syringe full of heroin, wearing my wifes underwear and about to fuck a sheep.

And as soon as I'm done, I'll get started on that list. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hayagatalightboy in In The News - End Of The World - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 173.8



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