Jokes under Celebrities > Bono
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono. |
 
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I've written the funniest joke ever about Bono's death. The only problem is that it makes no sense at the moment because the cunt is still alive. I'm quite prepared to bide my time for a few decades until his life comes to a natural end, but if anyone wants to hear the joke now, and it really is the funniest joke ever, you know what you have to do.... |
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Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, fucking stop it then!" |
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"Bono has emergency back surgery". His head was removed from his own arse. |
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by The Flying Muslims in Celebrities - Bono - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 495.8
| If I had a pound for every time I looked at Bono and thought, "Wow, you're awesome," I'd have no pounds. |
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So, all the niggers in Africa have been buying trumpets with their food aid money, and it was pissing down with rain there last night during the football so they're clearly not as short of water as we're lead to believe. This can mean only one thing. Bono is a cunt. |
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I snapped up my Glastonbury ticket nice and early this year and I can not begin to tell you how excited I was when U2 were announced as a headliner yesterday. With the amount of drugs I manage to smuggle in every year I should easily be able to sneak a gun in and shoot that fucking cunt Bono right between the eyes. |
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by pumpdaddy in Celebrities - Bono (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 281
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I loved being Bono's bank manager, the thick twat never noticed I always got the secretary to miss out an 'O' ... Dear Mr Bono, I'd like you to come and see me about something - your accunt. |
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Bono came into my shop today to buy a cake. I asked him, "What do you want on it?" He said, "Icing" I shouted, "So what? I make fucking cakes! Now what do you want on it?" |
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by Troubled_Joe in Celebrities - Bono (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 237
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With the death of Gary Moore and following that of Stephen Gately, that is now two Irish musicians that have died in Spain recently. If you're reading this Bono. Marbella is nice this time of year. |
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by illegalnature in Celebrities - Bono (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 230
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